This one came in this morning (links disabled). Delete it:
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"regularize" Not awkward language at all.
Also:
Some real "tortured" language there...
Thanks for the heads up, Alan!
Regularize your bill...sure, that's very common usage in some parts of the world. LOL
I like this:
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@MarkJFinewrote:"regularize" Not awkward language at all.
I'm going to make sure to contact MyHughesNet Cable One, as I want my bill regularized! After all, there's nothing like a regularized bill. 😛
These people are getting hilarious, but I'll once again warn my folks. They're the type that might fall for something like this, unfortunately, though I think they would probably call me and ask about it, first.
Fiber One helps to "regularize" my account when needed. Also there have been months I'd like to been able to withdraw.
Jeez these people would be hilarious except for the unsuspecting people who click on email links before thinking. As a rule never click on links in emails, go to the legitimate billing/invoice site and sign in as you normally would.
Two 3oz cups of Starbucks House Blend helps me regularize regularly.
Of course there's also mile 3 or 4 of a 10k, when I'm trying to accelerate up a hill... that seems to work too.