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GabeU's avatar
GabeU
Distinguished Professor IV
8 years ago

Never got my blue beams, and they aren't even offered anymore!

When I upgraded to Gen4 in Feb 2016, I expected to get the blue beams that were in the Gen4 TV ads.  I never did, though I patiently waited.  Now, I see that the blue beams are no longer included, as the Gen5 TV ads don't have them.  I'm truly disappointed.  I was waiting for them with bated breath, and was going to show them off to my neighbors and friends, but now that I have Gen5, the possibility ends.  "Look at those blue beams!  I bet you wish you had them!  But you don't!  Neener, neener, neener!"  

 

Knowing that there is no longer the possibility that I will get them really has me sad.  :(

 

Goodbye, blue beams.  You were just a dream.  

 

Blue Beams

   

  • BirdDog's avatar
    BirdDog
    Assistant Professor
    8 years ago

    Dear Gabe, blue beams and unicorns are not real. Only kittens and puppies are.

     

    • GabeU's avatar
      GabeU
      Distinguished Professor IV
      8 years ago
      BirdDog wrote:

      Dear Gabe, blue beams and unicorns are not real. Only kittens and puppies are.

      Wait..."My Little Unicorn" isn't a real unicorn?  Darnit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :(

       

         

      • Amanda's avatar
        Amanda
        Moderator
        8 years ago

        Oh no I'm having flashbacks.... :womanfrustrated:

    • C0RR0SIVE's avatar
      C0RR0SIVE
      Associate Professor
      8 years ago

      Why does this remind me so much of Steven...

  • maratsade's avatar
    maratsade
    Distinguished Professor IV
    8 years ago

    Misleading advertising, GabeU. You know who you have to contact..... :)

    What do we want? Blue beams!

    When do we want them? NOW!