"My motives for remaining in contract are entirely my business alone. Anything else?"
Yes, speeds, performance and your avenues to pursue any perceived issues are spelled out in your Subscriber Agreement:
There is no amount of complaining that will cause a satellite internet connection to become the functional equivalent of a ground based ISP.
You will either grasp that concept or you will not.
"Yet again, your pathetic assessment of yourself merely underscores your abject ignorance! But, out of curiosity, how do you pretend to know what I know or don’t know about anything"
Another statement by someone that is intent on "driving a computer" but lacks the ability to do so much as a taking a simple screenshot.
"meddling in my affairs"
And fails to understand that this is public website despite having been told how to post "privately".
"My abusiveness is the result of being repeatedly lied to (still awaiting that phone call from the mythical engineers"
And fails to understand that "Engineering" is NOT going to call him directly.